Hi Group,
These stories had me LOL and really cheered up my day. Hope they do the same
for you.
Sheila Wight, Oregon RA 2 years, AP 2 months
WHY AMERICANS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL
"I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't
get messed up by being near the window."
"A client called in inquiring about a package
to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked,
"Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to
Hawaii?"
"I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I
started to explain the length of the flight and the passport
information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make
you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.
"Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly
explained,
"Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ...
click."
A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked
what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando.
He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to
explain that is not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the
state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and
Florida is a very thin state."
I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England
from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they
look so close on the map."
"Another man called and asked if he could rent
a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he
had a 1-hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he
wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I
need a
car to drive between the gates to save time."
A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible
that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago
at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of
llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones.
Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on
your bag so they know who's
luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied,
"Well, when I
checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that
said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After
putting her on hold while I "looked into it" ( I was actually laughing)
I
came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the
airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know
which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which
he replied,"I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these
darn planes have numbers on them.
"A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of
those computer planes." I asked if she meant
to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah,
whatever."
A business man called and had a question about
the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a
lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa.
"Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have
one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a
visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four
times and
every time they have accepted my American Express."
A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago
to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words.
Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"
"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some
searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am,
I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a
Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly.
Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map
of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean
Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"